Saturday, 26 March 2016

Lesson 4; toilets

What's more annoying putting the seat down before using the loo or moving a step, child toilet seat, winding the toilet roll up and flushing a giant poo before you use the toilet?

Tuesday, 22 March 2016

Lesson 3: beware of cinders

Definately don't empty two day old cinders onto a wood pile. It just goes up like a rocket. I spent half an hour racking around it to stop the hedge catching fire!

Monday, 21 March 2016

Lesson 2: don't wear a hat with glue on it

Whilst creating an easter bonnet and applying liberal amounts of pva glue. Don't try it on your child.  Otherwise you'll have a child with the bonnet permanently stuck on. Or like us an emergency rush to the shower.

Lesson 1; Don't blog when taking your son to the loo

Currently randomly selecting things to start the blog whilst my son Daniel fell down the toilet!  I may start blogging when the kids are in bed.